Phantom Women’s Cancel #1
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
We’re afraid of you, we cannot say.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Commander
Am I invited?
No, stay away.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Options
Can I speak?
No, send a text, email, or video.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Coach Manly
Why is a man attending the entire Cancel?
I’m giving the opening speech and guiding the women.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Majority Rules
What are the rules?
Not sure, we’ll see what happens.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Concealed Witnesses
What did you hear and see?
Can’t say, we’re under oath to remain anonymous.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ambush
What’s this?
Original charges weren’t compelling. We need to dig up more.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dire Emergency
Can this wait until a general conference?
No, you’re dangerous.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Restraining Order
I’m 7,000 miles away in a war zone
We’re afraid you’ll harm those people.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Your Friends
What's going on?
If we don’t obey the Cancel rules, we can’t vote.
Not my Fellowship Women’s Cancel #2
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Not Your Fellowship
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
We haven’t seen you in ages
Ya, I was thinking the same thing
Then why didn’t you show up?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Stack the Deck
I see you’ve already made your decision.
This is a redo. Some women from Cancel #1 can’t be trusted.
Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Gossip Session
What did I do wrong?
Everyone else knows, why don’t you?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Double Jeopardy
What are the charges?
Same as last time
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gotcha Agenda
Do you want the truth?
No, that won’t help the vote.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Restricted
What do you mean?
You’re only allowed three witnesses. We need 7 hours for our part.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ambiguous
What are my witnesses testifying about?
You can bring character witnesses.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Disgrace
How’s it going?
Damn it! We were supposed to be humiliating you, not ourselves.
Legitimate Women’s Councils #1, #2, #3, #4 . . .
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Judgment, Justice, Mercy, Equity, and Truth
Please tell me what I did wrong and how I can repent
We will
It would be so nice if we could practice the golden rule and treat others as we would like to be treated..
ReplyDeleteYes, it would be a good rule to follow.
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